Knock Knock Jokes

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KNOCK KNOCK JOKES IN 3….2…..1

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Alipin. 
Alipin who?
Don’t stop alipin! (Don’t Stop Believin’-Journey)

——TAWA KAYO PLS!!!——

 Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Nasa sala na.
Nasa sala na who?
Lord patawad, pagka’t ako’y nasa sala na! (Lord Patawad-Bassilyo)

——- TATAWA KA BA O HINDE? –——

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Bumili ng bagong folding bed
Bumili ng bagong folding bed who?
Oh baby, I know sometimes it gonna rain
But baby, can we make up now?
‘Cause I can’t sleep through the pain
(Can’t sleep through the pain)
Girl, I don’t wanna go to bed (mad at you)
Bumili ng bagong folding bed (mad at me)
(Mad by Ne-Yo)

——– ANG HABA NAMAN NITO HAHAHA ——–

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Lady Gaga
Lady Gaga who?
Kung Lady Gaga ka sa piling ng iba
(Bakit by Imelda Papin)

—— HAVEY INFERNES ——–

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Lasengga
Lasengga who?
All Lasengga ladies
(All Lasengga ladies)
All Lasengga ladies
(All Lasengga ladies)
All Lasengga ladies
(All Lasengga ladies)
All Lasengga ladies
Now put your hands up
(Single Ladies by Beyoncé)

—— AHHHHHH… ———-

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
A toy a leaf
A toy a leaf who?
A toy a leaf in mo kahit hindi batid
Aaminin ko minsan ako’y manhid
(Alipin by Shamrock)

—— HMM PEDE NA ——-

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Hito
Hito who?
Hito ako oh
Basang-basa sa ulan ah
Walang masisilungan, walang malalapitan
(Basang-basa Sa Ulan by Aegis)

——– WAHHAHA ISDA YARN –—–

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Taga Bitbit
Taga Bitit who?
Boom Boom Boom… Taga bitbit
Boom Boom Boom
(Boom Boom Pow by Black Eyed Peas)

——- WAHAHAH KINANTA MO NOH? ——

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Tuna Pie
Tuna Pie who?
Tuna pie, tuna limit, tuna wall
For a chance to be with you i’d rather risk it all
Tuna pie, tuna fever come what may…
(Through The Fire by Chaka Khan)

——- OKI GETS ———

Knock! Knock!
Who’s there?
Solusyon
Solusyon who?
Solusyon, sa Visayas at sa Mindanao
Saan man sulok ng mundo
Makakasama nyo
Magbibigay saya sa bawat isa
At maghahatid ng kakaibang ligaya
(Wowowee by Willie Revillame)

—- BIGYAN NG JACKET YAN ———

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